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♛ PRESIDENTIAL TINT ♛
stephanie melinda
21 years
seattle


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god im so happy my tanning salon finally changed the playlist i was going to eviscerate myself if i had to hear “i only miss you when i’m breathing” by jason derulo one more time

ugh cigs yur killin me *lol*

wake up, smoke, eat food, smoke, drive to work while smoking, walk down yesler and smoke, smoke when i show up at work, smoke on my lunch, smoke again, work for 2 hours, smoke, work for one hour, smoke, walk up yesler smoking, drive home and smoke, smoke weed, smoke….

i really want to get an eye of providence tattoo that’s planned out perfect in my mind that will fit perfectly on my arm and make it finally become a somewhat complete half sleeve but i work with so many crazies i feel like they’ll all think i’m evil and out to get them 

there’s this new loan shark on my block who wears this fit every day and is always counting money in the doorway and i’m like “sorry man you can’t count your money out front” and hes really nice about it and offered to buy me an iced tea but i had to say no :(

there’s this new loan shark on my block who wears this fit every day and is always counting money in the doorway and i’m like “sorry man you can’t count your money out front” and hes really nice about it and offered to buy me an iced tea but i had to say no :(

(via icantliemydickisavocado)

lmao i just got called “ladybird” by a guy for the first time in my life and i am actually laughing my ass off all i can think of is “ladddyyyyybird”

i wanna smoke weed in my yard but there are people doing yardwork in it ugh inconvenient……